Welcome to Tomb of the Unknown Footballer – Your Mediocre Time Capsule
Tired of Messi? Bored by Ronaldo? Do you yearn for simpler times when men were men and Steve Guppy ran the wing for Leicester? Then www.totuf.com is the website for you, possibly.
Cult figures hold a place in our hearts but insufficient space on the internet. Tomb of the Unknown footballer aims to redress the balance by lavishing attention on our unlikely legends, accidental heroes and memorable clowns.
But we provide more than a satisfying hit of nostalgia. Here’s our full range of content:
The Tomb: Detailed biographies of fan-favourites and cult heroes peppered with unique content, links to further reading. Written by a man who almost broke while researching Ramon Vega.
Hall of Future Heroes: Who will be the cult heroes of the future? Future Heroes takes a look at those players with the unique ability to be remembered for more than just goals.
TOTUF Thought: Short articles supported by Wikipedia and poorly rendered photo-shoppery. Have a read and share your opinion.
PIXELtuf: Where we store the results of ‘Guess the 8-bit Footballer’ (follow us on twitter @totufnostalgia) and other pointless pixellation